Is Bruce Lee The GOAT At Ping Pong / Table Tennis?

When I stumbled across this video today looking for Arnold Schwarzenegger's Howard Stern interview from yesterday, I was surprised to learn that Bruce Lee is the greatest table tennis player of all time.  Somehow Bruce Lee and the Governator have a lot of motivational video mashups from random documentaries.  If you fast forward to 55 seconds into the video, Bruce Lee embarrasses a professional table tennis player with NUN-CHUCKS!!!!  Not a paddle, but nun-chucks.  There is no way anyone could ever have beaten him if he used a standard paddle. Forrest Gump wouldn't have stood a chance, but maybe Michelangelo could've given him a run.

So There Was A Fixed Women's World Cup Game...

Japan was leading the Netherlands 2-0 in extra time, 91:20 to be exact, when their goalie obviously let in a goal.  If you are at all curious, the total for the game was 2.5 goals.  I can't imagine a much clearer case of match fixing in the history of FIFA, but soccer sucks & I wouldn't know. 

And this actually happened during an MLS game this week.  I'd rather watch women's golf.

PS - England's slogan must've been input as a joke by some male intern who was sure someone would wake up and realize what it actually said.  Nope.

NHL Overtime Moving to 3-On-3 Pending Govs Vote

The NHL GMs and NHLPA have approved a proposal of 3-on-3 for 5 minutes of overtime.  It's now up to the Board of Governors to vote on it for final approval and implementation for the 2015-2016 season.  This change stems from a general hatred for shootouts, which I sort of understand.  I know I'm not alone saying that I'm extremely excited for FREE HOCKEY next season.  5 minutes in any way resembling the insanity in the video above will be the most exciting event in sports. 

Fuck the Kentucky Derby.  Free Hockey all day.

Dillon Francis' Not Butter Music Video Is NSFW & Absurd

I know a lot of you won't be able to make it through the whole music video, but it truly does get better and better as the video goes on.  I thought the ridiculousness was over, but then they deciding to add this squirting scene to the end.

This is still my favorite music video in years.

Sean Puff Daddy P. Diddy Combs Arrested At UCLA For Attacking Coach

A rapper assaulting a strength & conditioning coach is headline news, but I can't seem to get excited about it.  I NEED THE VIDEO.  To be honest, I had completely forgotten that Diddy's son played defensive back for UCLA.  I was under the impression the only celebrity athlete was just Snoop's son, Cordell Broadus.  Either way, if you read Bruin Report Online's (BRO for short) article on the situation, it appears Diddy's son was tossed from practice for a lack of effort.  And it's blatantly obvious that Diddy simply never hears the word no.  Diddy was charged with 3 counts of assault with a deadly weapon, 1 count of making terrorist threats, and 1 count of battery.  If you asked me, Sal Alosi has needed to be knocked out ever since that sideline incident with the Jets.  I'll never begrudge a piece of Bruin scum getting his ass kicked.  And it should make Trojan & Dolphin fans happy that Alosi is going to be looking over his shoulder for the rest of his life.  Is there anything lamer than Diddy in this UCLA jacket holding a selfie stick?  Remember, Diddy killed Tupac.

Ted Cruz Talks About 2nd Amendment, AP Posts This Picture

The mainstream media doesn't even try to hide their disdain for conservative candidates anymore.  The Associated Press has said "the images were not intended to portray Senator Cruz in a negative light."  Is there any other way to see these pictures without knowing the photographers exact feelings on the issue?  Can you tell me what their intention was on these pictures of President Obama?

My Buddy Got Branden Grace's OB Train Track Ball

I can always count on my buddies for a good laugh.  I knew exactly one person going to this year's US Open, and of course he ends up with the ball Branden Grace was too disgusted with to pick up.  If you don't remember the shot, Grace was trying to play it safe with a 3-wood but ended up basically putting it on the train tracks.

Bam Margera Gets Punched In The Face Confronting Ex-Manager

This Icelandic video is laugh out loud funny.  Bam is perpetually wasted and staggering around.  I'm surprised he doesn't get his ass kicked more often.  But he always seems to pull it together to form coherent sentences when the cameras get turned on.  All this did was make me wonder when the next Jackass 3D feature film will happen.  Johnny Knoxville and Bam will run out of money at some point, right? TimeHop just let me know that it's been 4 years since Ryan Dunn crashed his Porsche, and now I feel really old.

O.T. Genasis Coco-Concert To Warriors - Watch Here

The NBA requested the Warriors stop filming themselves publicly singing "I'm in love with the CoCo" on the team plane.  What are they gonna do when you're flying home with the trophy?  I have to admit that the video below isn't O.T. Genasis' concert to the Warriors.  But it does include Snoop Dogg, so that should be good enough for you to click.

Orange Literally Is The New Black #NAACP

I don't think I've laughed at a news story as hard as this NAACP debacle in my whole life.  Rachel Dolezal, the head of the NAACP in Spokane, is in fact a WHITE woman!!!  Please look at the side by side above and send me a SnapChat of your reactions.  If you read past the hilarious headline in this story, it's comically obvious that Rachel Dolezal also planted fake hate mail complete with pictures of lynchings in the PO Box for the Spokane NAACP.  But they were never mailed.  No date stamp.  No bar code.  I would love for everyone to join me in a never-ending round of applause for the most extreme wigger in the history of the world.

PS - Am I the only person who thinks it's batshit crazy that the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People hasn't gone through a rebranding since 1909?  I guess Dolezal's orange fake tan should count as a "colored" person, but still.

This Joke Will Always Be Funny - UPDATED

Somehow I forgot about this absolute classic between Obama & Kevin Durant.  Fixed. 

President Barack Obama greets Shaq #president #obama #shaq #handshake #whitehouse #basketball #nba #stillgotit #highlighthub

A video posted by HighlightHub Sports (@highlighthub) on May 11, 2015 at 12:05am PDT

If only we could've heard the Obama's opener with the white lady...

Drunk Robots Are Funny

DARPA, or the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, pays for most of the grants for universities and colleges with robotics departments.  The agency holds a robot competition every year, and the results are clearly mixed.  These drunk robots cracked me up.

Family Guy Predicted Bruce Jenner In 2009

I love when people go back and find these hidden gems and coincidences.  It has happened a lot throughout history.  My favorite coincidence of this nature involves the eerily similar book Futility that predicted the fate of the Titanic 14 years earlier.  At the same time, I hate these zeitgeist losers that make the types of videos like below.

Lloyd McClendon Gets Ejected, Yells At Every Ump

The amount that A-Rod checks his swing flat out bothers me and has for years.  Lloyd McClendon goes apeshit with an all-time classic ejection.  It seems like I haven't seen a good ejection in the majors since Lou Piniella.  This minor league ejection will always be my favorite, and it's not really even close.  The rosin bag grenade is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Nick Noodles Swaggy P Young Proposed To Iggy Azalea

Tough for me to understand this decision from Swaggy.  You proposed on your birthday???  Why in the world would you combine the two most sexually gratifying days of the year?  Just makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.  Amateur hour.  Now she only has to earn it once.

Every time I see a closeup of Iggy Azalea, I see this...

Holley Mangold Shows JJ Watt A Real Box Jump

Seated Box jump #igotups is this how you box jump?! #fatolympian #gains #teamMDUSA #MDUSAladys @muscledriverusa #idontthinkimdoingthisright @barstool_sports @usa_weightlifting #crossfit

A video posted by Holley Mangold (@holleymangold) on May 30, 2015 at 9:22am PDT

NHL Mic'd Up Trash Talk & Fights

The video above is the newest version of the NHL Mic'd Up videos, but the original below isn't too shabby either.  For some reason, I love hearing the refs curse like sailors at the players.  Just a completely different world than all other sports.  And Crosby admitting that he hasn't hit anybody all year is something I bet he wishes ended up on the editing room floor.