Considering how bad sequels have been recently, this trailer got me really farty and bloaty.
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
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Thursday, November 5, 2015
Emirates Invents Jetpacks That Fly With Planes
We've come a long way since Sean Connery pretended to use a jetpack during Thunderball, but I really didn't think we had come this far. I'm still trying to get my head wrapped around wingsuits, and these guys are basically strapping human-sized airplanes to their backs. I don't even know what I would do there, other than make an ass out of myself culturally, but I want a trip to Dubai more than any other non-golf destination.
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Tuesday, October 27, 2015
ISIS Launching Floating Condom Grenades
In an effort to fight back against the relentless Russian bombing campaign in Syria, ISIS has resorted to floating inflated condoms with homemade grenades as their state-of-the-art anti-aircraft weapon. I can't wait for Trump to carpet bomb these fucking morons so we can all move on with our lives. And this political cartoon made me laugh. Laughably, John Kerry is about to get a Nobel Peace Prize.
At least this Palestinian kid's terrorist Halloween costume is topical.
Monday, October 26, 2015
USC Holder Celebrations Make Monday Better
I don't know much about business major backup QB Conner Sullivan from Orange Lutheran High School, but I know I'm not taking a piss / getting a flask mixer during every extra point anymore.
Friday, October 23, 2015
30 For 30 - Angels In The Outfield
ESPN made a hilarious mockumentary 30 For 30 based on the movie Angels In The Outfield. Kurkjian's away games comment at the end really cracked me up. I hope this becomes a new take on the "This Is Sportscenter" commercials as a trend of mockumenting all of the great baseball movies. Bull Durham, Major League(s), Rookie of the Year, Little Big League, Summer Catch, etc.
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