Intern Dies at B of A

London, UK - An intern was found dead after working until 6am for three consecutive days at a top investment bank in London, it has been claimed.  Moritz Erhardt – an exchange student from Germany – collapsed in his shower after returning home from his internship at Bank of America - Merrill Lynch, in London.  The 21-year-old, who was studying at the University of Michigan, was near the end of his internship at the bank.  John McIvor, head of international communications at BAML, described Mr Erhardt as a ‘highly diligent intern’.

Well I should hope so, Mr. McIvor.  I was originally going to shit on the I-banking industry like my old blog, but I think this story far from over.  With the amount of Adderall that was undoubtedly coursing through this kraut's veins, any number of things could've gone wrong.  Maybe you shouldn't be giving this stuff to children since college kids snort lines of it as cheaper coke before parties.

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