Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Morning Melons with Khloe Kardashian?


Matching tattoos are almost always a good idea, except when they're matching a junkie to a bastard.  I'll admit my intent was never to dedicate a MM to Khloe Kardashian, but it seemed like the easiest way to take a swipe at Lamar Odom.  Mark Cuban/Pablo Escobar has got to be pissed that he was paying a crackhead to have the worst recorded season in history.  Additionally, the 20% chance that Khloe is a love-child from OJ Simpson was too much for me to pass up.  She's got a massive head as well, just like The Juice.


Every time I see Khloe, I think of this quote -

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