Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Dustin Johnson Drug Rumors


Just when Dustin Johnson thought he had escaped the drug (Read: Cocaine) rumors and whispers of rehab, Vijay Singh's attorney blindly throws him under the bus.  Rumors swirled in the Spring of 2012 that DJ served a two-month drug suspension from the PGA Tour, possibly including a stint in a very in-patient rehab center.  His caddie, Bobby Brown, was fired after his "absence."  Since then, he's dated and even proposed to Paulina Gretzky.  Dating this generation's Paris Hilton-wannabe is not always the best way to dispel drug rumors, but I'm sure he's laughing all the way to The Great One's bank.  Paulina exudes everything that I personally associate with a coke-whore, so let's hope he can stay off the slopes this holiday season.


And I still hate flesh-colored lipstick.  It looks good on no one.

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