Notre Dame Selling Stadium Grass

Notre Dame is reportedly replacing their stadium grass with FieldTurf, and they are selling 5'x2' pieces of the grass sod for $150.  Adam Carolla often talks about how he finds himself looking for a reason to pee outside, sort of marking his territory at home.  I know for a fact that my Dad likes to pee in the backyard after waking up from a nap on the hammock or in the front yard next to his car after the drive home from Angel Stadium.  He would hesitate to have Jalacio (not kidding) cut out a 5'x2' patch of grass so he could piss on the Domers whenever the mood struck.  His birthday is just 3 weeks away, so I can think of worse ideas.  This really ties in nicely with yesterdays's news that Lou Holtz will be retiring from ESPN at the end of this coming football season.  And here is a random video of Jack Nicklaus making a circus shot that Johnny Miller said was impossible to even putt.