Finally A Piece Of Wearable Tech To Get Behind

The Wank Band was just introduced by Pornhub as one of the first wearable pieces of technology that recharges your cell phone.  The premise of the product makes sense, although it's being marketed awfully.  This should be an anklet or something that you can store energy for desperate measures at a bar or a game.  The idea of jerking off to create energy makes a little sense except for the whole privacy thing.  You basically only need a charge in a public place.  And that place most likely frowns up "bashing yourself off," unless you DGAF like this bloke.