Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Real Life Jurassic Park Here We Come


Yesterday marked the first day in history that we have attempted to clone dinosaurs.  Some people may not consider the Woolly Mammoth a dinosaur, but aren't we just splitting hairs?  Scientists injected long-extinct Woolly Mammoth (Read: dinosaur) DNA into an elephant (Read: frog) cell genome.  Somewhere Michael Crichton is having a glass of scotch laughing maniacally over the impending doom of the human race.  People so soon forget what happened in San Diego the last time we brought a T-Rex into modern civilization.  I keep telling everyone that history repeats itself, but no one wants to listen.  The scientists involved have termed the project "De-Extinction," proving once and for all that we've learned nothing in the past 20 years.


Where's Jeff Goldblum when you need him?  He's so dreamy.


PS - I need this shirt.

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