Tomorrow is what I refer to as a "Couch Cooler Day," where you bring a cooler to the couch so you don't even need to get up for a fresh beer. Just look at that glorious slate of games for us to stress about the totals. I might just bet the whole board last minute, since I couldn't do any worse than the last two weeks. Fair warning, I started fading* myself already, so some of these picks are the exact opposite of my gut feeling. I plan on starting out the day with the enthusiasm of TO eating popcorn, but I imagine I'll look like Washington's superfan around 9 pm.
*Faded game notation
Single Plays
Stanford @ Oregon State (tonight) - Over 45 *
Hawaii @ Wisconsin - Over 50
Miami OH @ Western Kentucky (@Rico_Bosco) - Over 67
UCLA @ Arizona - Arizona +3 *
TCU @ Texas Tech - TCU -7
USC @ Arizona State - ASU +5.5
UMass @ Notre Dame - Notre Dame -29 *
Bengals @ Ravens - Bengals +3
Falcons @ Cowboys - Falcons -2
Parlays
ND -29, TCU -7, Zona +3, ASU +5.5
TCU -7, ASU +5.5, Bengals +3, Falcons -2
And for entertainment purposes, you should watch or listen to the Barstool Sports Pick 'Em podcast each week. Their take on Stanford last week was awkwardly specific and correct.