Tiger Woods Should Get Fined For "Fucking Christ, the FUCK Is Wrong With You"

Every Fresh Prince of Bel Air Pick Up Line

Is Fresh Prince still on TV?  I re-watch a lot of The Office & Seinfeld, but I would definitely watch Fresh Prince of Bel Air reruns.  Girl Meets World bothers me for some reason, so I'm sure a Fresh Prince of Philly reboot is around the corner.  Maybe Will Smith's Scientology gets in the way.

Oregon Won't Say If Vernon Adams Passed His Math Test

My apologies to everyone that has been checking my un-updated blog.  I've been busy with some random shit.  If you ever get really desperate, go check out my Twitter @BeachChairSprts.  In regard to Vernon Adams' math test, there are a lot of conflicting reports.  Someone said that Adams would know immediately if he passed the test, so speculation is running amok as Oregon fans have no idea whether their team has a QB1.  It has made the better part of my afternoon.  Nobody could make a putt this afternoon, but I did enjoy TNT's Dustin Johnson human interest piece letting me know just how fantastic of a role model Janet Gretzky truly is.  I hope she's still going to Gamblers Anonymous.

Humpday Video To Get Through The Week

Our Make America Great Again hats arrived yesterday, and not a moment too soon for the debate.

Funniest Mugshot I've Seen In Awhile

Sometimes you don't even need to click on the story to enjoy it completely.  And I always enjoy when ESPN clearly illustrates the discrepancies between the Coaches Poll and the Worldwide Leader's totally unbiased preseason FPI (?) computer rankings.

2oolander / Zoolander 2 Teaser Trailer

If God exists, then why did he make ugly people?

Monday Morning Dump

I don't really understand how this reactive paint works.

The Hold My Dick celebration officially making it into Madden 16 is reason enough to buy it.

I haven't LOL'd at a headline like this in a long time.  These Sharia Law swimsuits are really "making a splash."  GTFOH Wall Street Journal.  Come to Hermosa Beach.  There literally are more thongs than partially covered butt cheeks.

 

I thought this was real until I saw the boom mic.