Case Of The Mondays

I watched more football this weekend than just about every other person in America.  God I love bye weekends.  This picture of Slick Willy with the USC song girls begs the question - Did he grab an ass or at least wink at one of these future interns?  I definitely had Fake Andy Reid up on Instagram before the rest of the internet/world.  And my roommate pointing out the most obvious middle finger ever allowed on CBS for the last two quarters after the creepy cameraman found this gem.

And on a completely unrelated note, this music video cracked me up this weekend.

Charles Barkley Goes On Hunger Strike For Lakers Victory

While I will preface this post by saying that Laker-talk will be at a bare minimum this season, I appreciate Barkley doing everything he can to help our hopeless cause.  Somebody on the radio was saying that Sunday versus the Charlotte Hornets is a must-win for the 0-5 Lakers, as they go on a nasty road trip where it could get as ugly as 0-13.  Thank God the NBA didn't get rid of tanking right before the Lakers' worst season as a franchise.  Also, classic Barkley claiming that the only nourishment he needs are water & vodka for the carbs & protein.  Vodka has neither, but here's to hoping that Kenny & Charles follow @TheFatJewish on Instagram.

And this graphic is hilarious.

ARod Is Far Worse Than Pete Rose

After reading last night that ARod confessed under oath to the DEA the extent of his PED use with Biogenesis, I wasn't surprised.  It was his 2nd admission of guilt mind you.  But it made me nostalgic for ARod's interview on Mike Francesa's radio show almost one year ago exactly.  Basically I just love watching pathological liars honing their craft.  The mean looks, the defiant facial expressions, disingenuous "father missing his daughter's birthday" sympathy grabs, and the blatantly obvious refusals to say these things under oath.  It has everything.  It even has his shyster attorney/mercenary grabbing at straws for a fleeting glimpse at a possible change in public opinion in favor of his client.  I think his 2nd admission to using performance enhancing drugs is more than enough to ban him from the game permanently.  ARod's bastardization of the game of baseball is far worse than Pete Rose letting a couple bookies know what nights he wasn't betting on the Reds.

Coach K Questions Obama's ISIS "Strategy"

I'm not surprised by his point of view, given that he started his coaching career at West Point, but it's refreshing to hear someone as widely respected as Coach Krzyzewski openly disagreeing with Obama's non-existent strategy and/or leadership regarding ISIS.  I guarantee that you will see this video nowhere in the national media, but today should still be a good day for conservatives everywhere.  Fuck Harry Reid.

Can't Stop Watching Mikhail Prokhorov Hate On Jason Kidd

I haven't listened to a loop on Vine this many times in my entire life.

Maybe Don't Vote Tomorrow

These questions are so fucking basic.  For our country's sake, if you don't know these answers, don't vote tomorrow.

"The best argument against democracy is a 5 minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill

The Furious 7 Trailer Is Best One Yet

All I want is for someone to come with me to see this in the hood.  Magic Johnson sold his theaters on Crenshaw, so I'm not sure where to go anymore.