T-GIFs Taking You Into The Weekend

Steve Carrell, Jon Stewart, and Steven Colbert preening for a camera 20 years ago.

A cat having way too much fun with a snowed in doorway.

A balloon popping underwater.

Watching this blowup slide inflate is oddly satisfying.

And this one goes out to all people trying to get my opinion on the Super Bowl.

Lastly, the Florida Panthers use soccer announcers for the Latin community in Miami.  I'm jealous.

The #BrianWilliamsMisremembers Hashtag Made My Morning

People have been skewering Brian Williams since it was revealed that he completely fabricated a story of his helicopter being forced down due to enemy fire.  Since then, armchair investigators like myself have been turning up old lies without even trying.  My favorite thus far is Williams talking about the bodies he saw floating in the French Quarter of New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina.  There is only a slight problem with this - the French Quarter didn't flood.  Grab some popcorn, because I love when the liberal media decides to turn the claws inwards and devour one of its own.

 

I'm sure Brian Williams wishes he could "misremember" this scene too.

It's Been A Tough Week For Me Closing Out Games

Could've done without that.

Hannah Davis Shows Her Vagina For SI Swimsuit Cover

First of all, Fuck Derek Jeter.  Second of all, when is Sports Illustrated going to drop the act and just go full nude for America?  I mean, it's clear as day that they had to CGI/airbrush the top of her "flower" out of this picture.  At least it wasn't fat Kate Upton for back to back to back.  Nina Agdal and Charlotte McKinney should be fucking pissed, since Hannah Davis is a charter member of the itty bitty titty committee. 

Watch Jimmy Fallon Bring Saved By The Bell Back To Life

I wish Dustin Diamond had showed up and started stabbing everyone.  And it's always fun to reminisce about how bad Showgirls was.  During the Super Bowl, I thought about Mario Lopez cheating on the original Doritos girl, Ali Landry, on his bachelor party.  She called it off.  I think Mr. Belding has logged more hours at the Playboy Mansion than anyone else on Earth.  If I had a late night show, I would have one of these throwback skits all the time.  What a dream job.

USC Nabs #1 Recruiting Class In The Nation

USC Football has had a fantastic last 24 hours.  Steve Sarkisian and his staff were able to lock up 4 different 5-star defenders since Porter Gustin committed last night.  Rivals has the least amount of east coast bias in their recruiting rankings, so I always defer to them on National Signing Day.  Luckily, Scout has confirmed Rivals' rankings with USC leapfrogging Alabama after the Iman "Biggie" Marshall #1 CB rounded out the class this afternoon.  That means USC will have an exclusively 5-star secondary next season between Marshall, Leon McQuay, Su'a Cravens, and Adoree Jackson.  Not to mention the best linebacker class since Rey Maualuga, Brian Cushing, and Clay Matthews with #1 ILB Porter Gustin, #2 OLB John Houston & #3 OLB Osa Masina.

Marshall's video on Bleacher Report was pretty cool too.

UCLA had a pretty good day until it leaked that DC Jeff Ulbrich was leaving to take a job with the Atlanta Falcons.  Georgia coaches pounced on this news and notified Roquan Smith, who hadn't yet faxed in his LOI, that the coach who recruited him to UCLA was leaving.  As of this afternoon, Roquan has opened up his recruitment once again.  That's a twofer of new DC and no 5-star linebacker, so quite a punch in the dick to the losers in Westwood.  On the other hand, they did land the ITT Tech jokester RB Soso Jamabo from Texas, and it's hard to hate him with tweets like this.

I've Watched The Barstool Post Super Bowl Rundown 4 Times

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

And DP went ham on Colin Cowherd this morning.  Screw you COWTURD!!