Trump Press Release on ESPN & NASCAR Is Classic Donald

The first Republican national primary debate with Donald Trump is already appointment TV.  I'm glad Trump's politically incorrect comments have shed light on the immigration issue.  We would never have heard about Kate Steinle, the San Francisco woman gunned downed by a 7-time felon, 5-time deported illegal alien.  Anyone candidate who is going to run on the campaign of building a truly effective border fence has a better chance at getting the nomination than you would believe.

Darren Rovell Explained In One Picture

Darren Rovell is the kid who asks the teacher if they are collecting homework.  His tweets are acid in the eyes of the Twitterverse.  As if he is some talking calendar or retarded clock, Rovell's tweets are beyond inane.  I am not quite sure how Jared Fogle was able to keep his job as long as he has, but it probably has something to do with Subway's stable of athletes being complete dogshit - Apolo Anton Ohno, CC Sabathia, RGIII, and Ryan Howard. (Nevermind Mike Trout)

PS - I hope Jared got paid 3 times as much in 2012 for those extra years of work.

You Know I Hate Double Standards #FreeTheNipple

This is perfect, and also a very worthy cause.

In Honor Of Shark Week, Whoa!

That is the most up close and personal Great White Shark diving video I may have ever scene.  I don't know who was handling that GoPro, but I would not have been nearly that calm.  Nevermind the bitch screaming bloody murder in the background, this person wasn't even shaking.  A steady hand from a foot away from that Great White is commendable.  And a shootout to everyone in the Outer Banks - maybe just build a sandcastle over the long weekend.  This juvenile Great White just off the break in Huntington Beach is not terrifying at all.

#ProudOfBassett Would Never Happen For A Man's Own Goal

The hashtag #ProudOfBassett has been making the rounds since this extremely unfortunate own goal yesterday.  While it was an insanely unlucky own goal, the double standard of support bestowed on Laura Bassett is striking when compared to male soccer blunders.  Normally websites would link to tweets and blogs containing death threats and encouraging the player to kill themselves.  Buzzfeed's article is about the total outpouring of support for Laura Bassett.  In the famous 30 for 30 The Two Escobars, Andrés Escobar was literally murdered for the exact same thing 10 days after his return home from the World Cup in 1994.  Granted, there might have been a little more action on that game in 1994, and losing massive bets seems to rile people up a tad.

Can't Get Enough Of This Running Man Belly Flop

Colin Cowherd Cuts Off Awkward Jim Harbaugh Interview

If Jim Harbaugh had said something as vicious as his response tweet below during the interview, I might have actually been on his side.  But that interview with Harbaugh made my skin crawl.  I love that Cowherd threw him off the air.  He wasn't giving anything but nothing or one-word answers, and he absolutely deserved to get run.  But like I said, I wish this tweet was a quote during the interview, not after Harbaugh saw how terribly he came off.