The Masters Rules For Commentating Are Fascinating

Darren Rovell posted this picture from the 33 rules the CBS commentators were given prior to the playing of The Masters in 1979.  Supposedly Gary McCord disobeyed the rules in 1994, and he has never broadcasted the event since.  These rules are fascinating to me.  Some could argue that these rules are merely semantics, but anyone who has ever heard Jim Nantz on Sunday at The Masters knows why they are in place.  There's just a softer tone to the greatest golf tournament in the world.  Then somebody posted this year's rules, and they didn't disappoint either.

Side Note - As if you needed any more reason to get excited about the British Open this week, John Daly, Miguel Angel Jimenez, and Jason Dufner are paired together for the first two rounds.  Cigars, cigarettes, Cabernet, (Diet) Cokes, crazy hair, crazier pants, and controversy surrounding the former Mrs. Dufner might be enough reasons to get me to watch.  I've already started stretching.

Morning Melons And Mozart With Sara X

Is 40 million views is too high or too low for this caliber of Youtube?

NBA Team Logo Evolution Is Awesome

And the Chicago Bulls are boring...

Japanese Game Show "Sing What Happens" Is Misnamed

It appears that "Sing What Happens" loosely translates to "The Handjob Competition."  I have a lot of questions about the game, none of which can be answered quickly or in English.  I don't know if the contestants have to be totally random off the street.  I don't know if the loser has to finish or gets blue balls.  I don't know why the dudes have to stare at each other, but it's a nice twist.  Either way, any video that allows me to bring back my favorite Japanese game show of all time is worth the blog.

Anybody Want To See Charlotte McKinney Nudes?

UPDATED - Here is the new link to the NSFW pictures - http://thefappening.so/charlotte-mckinney-for-instagram-5-photos/

You may want to save thefappening.so into your bookmarks somewhere, as #TheFappening2015 is starting to ramp up.  The first two pics are stupid, as that is not her flabby stomach.  The blurry pic is clearly Charlotte McKinney.  And I'm choosing to believe that's her bleached asshole.

#IMissBarRafaeli
#NoMoreHopeSolo
#TeamSpookyGhost

PLEASE God Get Trump To At Least 1 Debate

Donald Trump's hilariously hateful comments on Rosie O'Donnell need to be brought back out of the archives.  The beginning is so comically perfect, "Well Rosie is a loser.  Rosie's been a loser for a long time."  Quintessential Trump.  He is going to be the highlight of the election season if we can only get him to keep his foot out of his mouth until the first Iowa caucus debate.  Here's to hoping.

I Am Chris Farley Documentary Trailer

Yes, Bob Saget, everybody is supposed to cry through this documentary.  As Lorne Michaels said, some people are just infuriatingly talented.  And here is the Tommy Boy gag reel for extra laughs.