How is it that the NHL marketing department is able to drop these amazing commercials, but the other sports rely on Nike & Adidas to do all the work for them? It doesn't make sense to me. I couldn't be more excited for two consecutive nights of Game 7 playoff hockey. #Emilio
Friday, May 29, 2015
New NHL Stanley Cup Commercial - Name @EmilioTheWay
How is it that the NHL marketing department is able to drop these amazing commercials, but the other sports rely on Nike & Adidas to do all the work for them? It doesn't make sense to me. I couldn't be more excited for two consecutive nights of Game 7 playoff hockey. #Emilio
Thursday, May 28, 2015
@BarstoolBigCat The Agony of Defeat Video
As a Ducks fan, I hope he experiences more of the same come Saturday night.
Jose Canseco Foam Fingers FTW
Even I can't make this shit up. The Sonoma Stompers minor league baseball team will be hosting Jose Canseco Weekend on June 12-13th, 2015. The first 250 fans who arrive at the ballpark will receive an anatomically correct Jose Canseco Foam Hand, complete (incomplete?) with the missing portion of his middle finger. Now I just wish I could postpone my trip to Sonoma this weekend for two weeks. How much do you think these will fetch on eBay?
Why Lebron James Will Never Come West
Maybe the Lakers can move back to Minneapolis and switch conferences with the Bucks?
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
FIFA Scandal - Everything You Need To Know
I don't know of any better way to explain the depths of the rampant corruption at FIFA, so I'm going to let John Oliver & Jeremy Schaap do it for me. ESPN's breakdown of the extent of the slave labor atrocities is literally staggering. It will leave you wondering what year it is.
Then some dumbfuck IRS official stepped up to the microphone to unleash some God awful puns.
These diagrams of corruption and organized bribery by the Justice Department, FBI, and IRS show a very basic structure to the cartel. My question is why all of these sports marketing companies were spared the same embarrassment today.
Here's just a few examples of the outrageous lifestyles and demands of these soccer executives.
And in the least surprising news of all time, the Clinton Foundation has ties to both FIFA and Qatar.
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
The Most Interesting Man In The World Dances
10 holes-in-one on the European Tour alone frankly is absurd. I would love to know how many he has in his entire life, but I'm sure he's lost count of such a trivial number. And Mike Trout continues to show that he isn't human.
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