ISIS Launching Floating Condom Grenades

In an effort to fight back against the relentless Russian bombing campaign in Syria, ISIS has resorted to floating inflated condoms with homemade grenades as their state-of-the-art anti-aircraft weapon.  I can't wait for Trump to carpet bomb these fucking morons so we can all move on with our lives.  And this political cartoon made me laugh.  Laughably, John Kerry is about to get a Nobel Peace Prize.

 At least this Palestinian kid's terrorist Halloween costume is topical.

USC Holder Celebrations Make Monday Better

I don't know much about business major backup QB Conner Sullivan from Orange Lutheran High School, but I know I'm not taking a piss / getting a flask mixer during every extra point anymore.

30 For 30 - Angels In The Outfield

ESPN made a hilarious mockumentary 30 For 30 based on the movie Angels In The Outfield.  Kurkjian's away games comment at the end really cracked me up.  I hope this becomes a new take on the "This Is Sportscenter" commercials as a trend of mockumenting all of the great baseball movies. Bull Durham, Major League(s), Rookie of the Year, Little Big League, Summer Catch, etc.

Want To See Sumo Wrestlers Running A Race?

My day has been made.

Betting Ticket Week 8

I took the Mets to sweep last night, and the confidence has spilled over into tonight's and this weekend's games.  I've been doing a little more hedging of my happiness, so you may not agree with a few of these picks.  Hedging my happiness has a better ring to it than fading myself.

Seahawks @ 49ers - Seahawks -7
Cal @ UCLA - Cal +3 (take the moneyline)
Utah @ USC - Utah +3
Baylor vs. Iowa State - Baylor -37
Texas A&M @ Ole Miss - Texas A&M +5.5

Demotivational Seinfeld Take On Awards

Dabo Swinney Doesn't Like The Term "Clemsoning"

This video is from two weeks ago, but I think Clemson is due for a loss.  Miami seems just as likely as anyone else in the ACC, especially since Al Golden is just trying to finish the season.  One of the unranked teams has got to win some time.