The FDA released a report today stating that Ritalin & Concerta have been linked to dangerously long-lasting erections, known as priapism. News like this is normally just speed-read through on the commercials during the side effects section towards the end, but I think that this story may have significantly unintended consequences. How many two-pump & dump chumps in college are going to switch from Adderall to Concerta? I vividly remember people complaining of coke-dick on Adderall, so this report is all they'll need to make the switch.
TL/DR - Concerta & Ritalin are the new Viagra.
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