Yesterday marked the first day in history that we have attempted to clone dinosaurs. Some people may not consider the Woolly Mammoth a dinosaur, but aren't we just splitting hairs? Scientists injected long-extinct Woolly Mammoth (Read: dinosaur) DNA into an elephant (Read: frog) cell genome. Somewhere Michael Crichton is having a glass of scotch laughing maniacally over the impending doom of the human race. People so soon forget what happened in San Diego the last time we brought a T-Rex into modern civilization. I keep telling everyone that history repeats itself, but no one wants to listen. The scientists involved have termed the project "De-Extinction," proving once and for all that we've learned nothing in the past 20 years.
Where's Jeff Goldblum when you need him? He's so dreamy.
PS - I need this shirt.
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