Al Roker's BDSM Outfit Is Forever Burned Into My Brain

I don't really even know what to say about Al Roker.  Just a big WTF.  I guess it could be photoshopped since he has no neck and weathermen love green screens, but I think that's just a whole lot of Al.  Jimmy Fallon telling his story of the SNL 40 after party is a good listen, although it sounds like he took his hosting duties a little too seriously.  And of course the best part of the story is when Dave Chappelle reminded everyone that they were in the presence of true greatness - Prince.

53 First Skits Ever For Famous SNL Members

This is exactly how I felt when I saw this link.

http://www.vulture.com/2015/02/snl-cast-members-first-sketch.html

I haven't even made it through 10 of them.  Billy Crystal's opening monologue was incredible.  I will forever miss Phil Hartman's voice.  SNL's 40 year anniversary will most likely be a reunion on Saturday night with cameo's and reprised characters from all 4 decades.  I follow SNL on Facebook, and I'm sure it would be easier to list who ISN'T going to be there this weekend.  Jimmy Fallon is hosting.  That is most definitely appointment TV.  Don't forget to DVR it if you actually have someone to celebrate Valentine's Day with.  This is still my favorite though.

Presenting The Automatic Blowjob Machine - The AutoBlow2

I've always thought that people had it wrong about the end of the world.  Bill Gates & Elon Musk telling us that artificial intelligence is the greatest potential threat to the human race.  I never really bought into the whole SkyNet thing, especially knowing an electromagnetic pulse could disable everything.  It's always been my contention that the end of the human race hinges on when virtual sex is better than the real thing.  The AutoBlow2 is simply another step in that direction.  If you think technology is killing conversation skills and human interaction, just wait til the AutoBlow15.  And this Fake Step dance move is unreal.  I still can't figure it out.

And here's the only funny email I've gotten from my dad in his last 250 emails.

Eagles Apologize For Riley Cooper Calendar Oversight

Riley Cooper haters are up in arms because the wide receiver was chosen as the picture for February, otherwise known as Black History Month.  These non-event, faux outrage stories consistently make me laugh.  Only a person with race constantly on the brain (Read: a racist) would see this as anything but a calendar.

Hard R.

Surprise Rambo Bachelor Party, Make Mine Point Break

Considering my unquenchable love of movies, this was the most amazing surprise bachelor party I've ever seen.  I think you guys should probably plan my Point Break remake.  A skydiving speedstar into a bank robbery sounds like a good time.  Just a thought.

Uma Thurman Just Latest Actress To Change Faces

I guess I don't really know when plastic surgery became this pervasive, but we basically all expect a few celebrities to drastically ruin their look each year.  Uma Thurman is the latest culprit.  I try to judge these before/after pictures by whether or not I would recognize them by their new face.  I honestly didn't recognize Renee Zellweger or Britney Spears the first time I saw their new faces.  And you can still recognize Meg Ryan, it's just sad. 

Straight Outta Compton Trailer Looks Awesome

The preamble of Ice Cube and Dr. Dre casually riding backing into Compton in a Bentley is absurd.  Looked like the most staged part of the entire video, even more than the whole movie trailer.  And I laughed out loud when I saw that these fliers were on every car at the Phoenix Open parking lot.