Miguel Angel Jimenez Is Not Scared Of Keegan Bradley

Let me set this video up for you.  Keegan Bradley is attempting to take his 2nd illegal drop in a row when Jimenez comes over to voice his displeasure.  Jimenez hilariously tells Keegan's caddie to shut up at the 30 second mark of the video, and Keegan immediately gets in his face.  Keegan Bradley is definitely in the running for least intimidating player on the tour, so that move itself was laughable.  Jimenez doesn't flinch or even stop making his point, as Keegan fails miserably to defend his caddie.  Absolutely classic week from the most interesting man in the world.  This interview he gave Golf.com earlier in the week is the stuff of legend.  Quotes like "water is for fish" and "tonight I will eat good food, drink good wine, smoke a good cigar and make love to my beautiful (new) wife."


A Conversation With Golf's Most Interesting Man: Miguel Angel Jimenez - link

And as always...

Justin Verlander Posts Note To Haters, Me

Verlander posted this note to his "haters" on Instagram yesterday as if he doesn't care what they say, yet I have indefensible proof that he cares A LOT what people think.  Two weeks ago I received a notification email from Blogger informing me that Beach Chair Sports was infringing on Justin Verlander's copyright of his uber-dork selfie in mom jeans.  I didn't even post the picture of the jizz all over Kate Upton's back or the awful naked dual selfie.  Google/Blogger just automatically removes images when they receive a complaint, which means that Verlander is STILL paying his attorneys to reverse image search all of the pictures of him from The Fappening.  Since I don't want to get in trouble and Barstool obviously trashed the copyright infringement letter they received, here is the link to the mom jeans selfie in question. Get over it bro.

Rapping Granny From The Wedding Singer Died

Ellen Albertini Dow was her name, and she was basically Betty White before it was cool.  I couldn't find an unedited version of this first scene where Rosie brings up intercourse to Robbie, but the edits might actually make it better.  The next video below is of a deleted scene that definitely should not have ended up on the cutting room floor.  And lastly, I always get a kick out of her calling Eleanor Roosevelt a "real rug muncher."

Hero Streaker Somersaults Onto Home Plate

That just happened! #cardinals #streaker #cubs #stl #jailtime #espn #sportscenter

A video posted by @chuckthechampion on May 4, 2015 at 7:18pm PDT

MayPac Sucked Exactly Like We Thought

I'm not the least bit ashamed to say that I fell asleep during the 9th-10th rounds of the fight on Saturday night.  It had been a marathon of a day and with the exception of Pacquiao's one punch that caught Mayweather in the 4th or 5th round, the fight was a total dud.  People say boxing is dead for a variety of reasons, but the main reason is that nobody tries to knock anybody out anymore.  The prop bet for total rounds on Saturday night was 11.5 rounds.  Boxing for a decision is not the batshit crazy Tyson-style boxing we grew up with, and worse yet will be concussion awareness robbing us all of these classic fights and fighting styles.  I don't want to get on my high horse and say that I'm not watching the rematch, because I'm definitely going to stream it.  Either way, fuck Floyd Mayweather.  His style epitomizes everything that is wrong with boxing, and the judges reward him for it.

Want To Know What It's Like To Catch A Homerun?

Unbelievable video.  A little too unbelievable.  The internet has jaded me.

Roger Goodell... You Had One Job!

Roger Goodell makes $44 million in salary alone from the NFL (not including endorsements), and yet he still can't pronounce this year's draft's most compelling draftee.  Marcus Mariota won the fucking Heisman trophy for Christ sakes.  It really does take time as an adult to realize that people in power are just as full of shit and stupid as the rest of us.  Roger Goodell is completely & utterly incompetent, and that he can still hide behind TV ratings for cover just shows how low of a bar there is with NFL owners regarding the commissioner.  And Jameis Winston taking heat for this amazing Instagram with crab legs reminds us all that NFL stands for No Fun League.

PS - How many BJs did the chick behind Jameis perform last night?  Over/under 2½