My Favorite Mad Men Scene

I didn't care much for the series finale of Mad Men, but I didn't really care for the last two seasons before it either.  It got a little dusty when Don was on the phone with Betty, but that was about it.  Roger Sterling and Don needed some epic banter for the finale, and we got nothing.  Here is the best scene from another AMC masterpiece show.

Drunk Shopping... And How You Can Too

I'm sure it will be a full blown app sooner or later, but I love Drunk Shopping in its current form.  You literally have to text "heyyyyyy" to 551-333-7865 in order to sign up.  That's it.  Then at 2AM on Saturday night / Sunday morning you will start receiving texts similar to the ones above.  If I was blacked out, there is nothing in the world that would've gotten in between me and that Nic Cage shirt.  It even does follow-up, peer pressure-esque texts to goad you into buying the item.  You only have to text "STOP" for the service to give up on you that week.  I have a wedding on Saturday night, so I'm looking forward to seeing my blacked out purchase on Sunday morning.

Jurassic Park Lego Video Game Looks Awesome

These teaser trailers for this new Jurassic Park video game are insanely similar to the real live-action movies, while simultaneously curing your nostalgia for the video games of yesteryear.  Both of these trailers make me want to go to Game Stop right now.  The gameplay story has to be pretty long since these clips shows parts from all 4 movies.

Am I the only one that was obsessed with this game on Super Nintendo?

Aaron Rodgers Drops F-Bomb On Jeopardy

Just a couple of yesterday's best vines.  Aaron Rodgers definitely said "Fuck" when he got an answer wrong on Celebrity Jeopardy.  He went on to win it over an astronaut, which makes me even more jealous of his life.  And Sean Casey unloaded on an underhanded lob off Lauren Shehadi's head on the MLB Network.  I can't believe he swung that hard.

Mugshot of Smut Peddler David Portnoy, AKA El Pres

El Pres' mugshot was the best part of my morning.  4 of the Barstool Boston morons spent the night in jail in a thinly veiled publicity stunt to sell t-shirts.  The Periscope of the arrest for their sit-in at NFL headquarters in NYC was hilarious.  They lost the key to the handcuffs, and they were way too tight.  They forgot to wear the t-shirts they were attempting to shill.  The whole thing was amazing.  Here are a few other things that made me laugh today:

Featuring 30 for 30's anti-hero in Broke 2...

Reddit title - "Noah is going to have a tough time breeding those lions."

Tiger Never Changes His Stripes

In utterly shocking news, The Daily Mail is reporting that Tiger Woods cheated on Lindsey Vonn after missing the cut at the Farmers Insurance Open in San Diego at Torrey Pines.  I knew for sure that they were on the outs when I saw her reaction to Seth Myers rather simple question, "Do you like watching golf?"

Some of the quotes from the Daily Mail are classic.  "Most men would drink over such losses.  Tiger has sex over it.  Usually with local hookers whom he pays exorbitant amounts to, probably so they will want repeat business and won't tell."  And supposedly he stopped going to his Sexaholic-Anonymous therapy sessions.  I wouldn't be able to contain myself in a room full of sluts either.  This picture from Thanksgiving 2009 will always make me laugh.

I wonder is Tiger Woods invested in Mark Cuban's Cyberdust App with disappearing texts after this.

I hope some raunchy stories come out about him soon.  Anything to fix his chipping.

Erin Andrews With Classic Eyeroll At #DWTS Proposal

Poor Erin.  She just can't catch a break.

She kept a straighter face during this...