Universal Studios Opening Fast & Furious Supercharged Ride

I haven't been to the Universal Studios theme park since I was a kid, but I now have a reason to go experience all the new rides and tours of the more recent movies - Waterworld, Jurassic Park, Transformers, and now Fast & Furious Supercharged.  I was perusing the Universal Studios website when I noticed a class system built into the tickets.  Don't get me wrong, I have always liked the way Disneyland handled the Fast Pass system.  It allows you to prioritize your time at the park.  On the other hand, Universal Studios appears to have no shame about this policy of $80 all-day pass, $149 front of the line pass, $299 VIP experience.  For what it's worth, the VIP experience looks like a colossal waste of money, and a Smug Lane at a theme park sounds like class warfare to me.  Why aren't the Hollywood libs up in arms?  Disneyland is now up to $100 per person, but you still at least have to pretend to need a wheelchair for the VIP experience.  And Disneyland had a 24 hour 60th Anniversary celebration over this past Memorial Day Weekend, and the description of "Soviet-era lines" is basically my nightmare.

#KobeSystem Commercials Need To Be Brought Back

Is it me or does everyone hate the current state of commercials during sporting events?  Remember back in 2012 when these #KobeSystem commercials came out?  Remember thinking that Nike had finally changed the ad game by finally creating 7 commercials at once?  Remember thinking future ad campaigns would need a minimum of five different but similar commercials per product?  Remember thinking #KobeSystem #6 on Beastion was the first time you had enjoyed Kanye in years?  I should never have doubted the laziness of advertising executives.

Charissa Thompson's Legs On DP This Morning

Charissa Thompson would be sooo much hotter without her new lesbian haircut.  She eventually did the splits during the commercial break.  This seems like her go-to move, and I for one am a big fan.  She can hide the overtly sexuality act as an athletic endeavor.  Give me this over twerking any day.

Great job by Charissa Thompson.

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My Hate Is Starting To Rub Off On My Mom

I'll never know how she remembered Cade McNown hate from 16 years ago, but I don't think I've ever been so proud in my entire life.  It makes sense after being around my Dad for 40 years.

Rangers Fan For The Win During Interview

Easily Scared People Make For The Best Videos

I could watch these videos all day and never stop laughing.

The Commitment: Stud WR Josh Imatorbhebhe

Bleacher Report keeps releasing these boner-inducing commitment videos, and I for one am a huge fan of this development.  I don't know who the Bleacher Report rep is for USC, but between this commitment video and Biggie Marshall's, I'm all in.  Tee Martin doesn't get paid enough.  Here are some of Josh's highlights from high school.

And Biggie Marshall's announcement made my signing day in 2015.