Subway Franchisee Exposes Lies

We all know those calorie and grams of fat counts are total bullshit, but this breakdown of the total grams of fat in the average Subway sandwich made me laugh.  It takes quite a quality marketing team to keep up the pretense of a healthier food choice company while only addressing half of the average customer order.  I've always thought that a Subway $5 (Read: $7.55) footlong with all the trimmings would be worse than a Big Mac Meal, and this video actually proves it.

Kobe Bryant vs. Michael Jordan Identical Plays

Some Lakers bro with too much time on his hands has released a compilation of identical plays Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant have produced over the years.  The video above is actually the 3rd installment of the series, with an annual debut every August.  All 3 video montages are definitely worth a watch.

Team Kobe until the day I die.

Bobby Knight Golf Lessons

Just a classic 1 minute clip of Bobby Knight trying to hit out of a bunker that unsurprisingly ends in a thrown golf club and a torrent of profanities.  I can't imagine anyone with a shorter fuse than Bobby Knight.  I also can't imagine anyone who hates Purdue more than he does.

Afternoon Melons with Charissa Thompson

Charissa Thompson threw down this hammer on Instagram a few days ago, so now she gets a badly needed and long overdo tribute from me.  Charissa is just about the only reason to watch FS1, unless you hate SportsCenter's new set as much as I do.  Jay Williams, ex-Duke and motorcycling star, should lock her up since she is an absolute sexpot.

MLB & NHL Hate Maps Show Texas Hates Anaheim

What I most enjoyed about these maps was definitely Texas' hate for all things Anaheim.  It's also funny to note all of the New Yorkers retired down in Florida.  The Red Sox hate from Louisiana and the Cardinals hate from Wyoming are a bit odd.  Likewise, Wyoming hating the Ottawa Senators and Alabama hating the Vancouver Canucks is somewhat perplexing.  Boston Bruins hate is almost as pervasive as Yankees hate.  That's quite an accomplishment.

Varsity Blues: Oral History

NFL.com just posted the oral history of Varsity Blues, and its well worth your time to see how this Hollywood classic actually came to be.  I mentioned my true feelings for Varsity Blues back in January for the 15th Anniversary.  On a somewhat related note, DirecTV reached a deal with the SEC Network / ESPN yesterday.  I took it upon myself to call to complain about the Pac-12 Network getting stonewalled for 2 years and the lack of the Dodgers channel while the company headquarters is ironically located in Los Angeles.  They gave me Sunday Ticket for free, so I recommend bitching to all DirecTV customers out there.  And this fake yet awkwardly accurate SEC Network programming schedule made me laugh this morning.

Jerry Jones Grabbing Boob & More

I'm sure Jerry's wife Gene is happy to see that he is enjoying training camp this season.  Just imagine how drunk he has to be to allow this pictures to be taken.  He has to be absolutely shit-housed.  It doesn't even look like the spry 71 year old is wearing pants with the young brunette about to give him a blowie in the 2nd picture.  It's gonna be hard to split Jerry World down the middle in a divorce, so let's hope Mrs. Jones doesn't understand the internet.

Also, this gif is making the rounds about how cute Justin Verlander and Kate Upton are together.  The only thing I really took away from it was Upton congratulating herself for making it through nearly 4 innings of a baseball game.