Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Sorry For Partying, BCS is Back


I've basically been in mourning since Saturday night, so I apologize for taking a few days off.  My golf trip to Boston was all time, so there is a little silver lining to the trip.  I was at the Big A last night to see the Angels clinch the first playoff spot, but Pujols pulled his hamstring in the process.  The Angels still have a long way to win the pennant, but somehow I doubt Joseph Gordon-Levitt's deadbeat Dad cares very much.  In other news, I still haven't stopped laughing since I saw this quote from Jim Harbaugh.



Which of those "two very strong principles in play" outweighs the other?  I just love the way he listed them.  He basically said, "First and foremost, we will not tolerate domestic violence.  And 2nd and foremost-er, we will respect due process more than we will not tolerate domestic violence."  Such classic circular speech patterns would even make Jay Carney blush.  I haven't laughed that hard at a blatant hypocite on TV in a while.  Thanks Jim for getting the hurt out.  It's been a tough few days.

Olbermann was on his soapbox last night about Adrian Peterson and child abuse.  Uncharacteristically, I agreed with him almost 100%.  An NFL player beating a 4 year old child with a tree branch so hard that it breaks the skin is criminally psychotic.  And His text messages prove that he had no remorse for the damage he had imparted onto the child.  Absolutely sickening.  The reason I stated earlier that I agreed "almost 100%" is that Olbermann didn't see any humor in the picture below.  Sometimes you need to make jokes, since the NFL is so serious these days.


And Ditka sticking to his guns/Bears is one of my favorite things about him. 

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

I'm Sick Of Everyone Demanding Resignations


While I agree that 2 games was far too lenient, I don't understand this ridiculous backlash to this video now.  Everybody on their high horse should take a long look in the mirror.  Why does video of the assault need to exist for you to care?  What did this 2nd video show you that you couldn't get from the 1st video of Janay Palmer lifeless on the ground?  I don't understand how the NFL can adjudicate a punishment after months of time to collect information, and then immediately go back on their decision because of bad PR.  Where is the player's association to call the NFL on this bullshit and on these royal powers Goodell seems to think he possesses?  You already suspended him once, now he's suspended a 2nd time because you were getting shellacked on Twitter.  The NFL's kangaroo court has never looked worse.

At the same time, I'm sick of websites like Deadspin and assholes like Keith Olbermann demanding everyone resign ALL THE TIME.  Newsflash - People aren't perfect.  People make mistakes.  Instead of using these opportunities to teach someone the error of their ways, the media is a collective lynch-mob that will turn on you the moment a video pops up.  You could hear about it or even possibly read about it (ya right), but none of that matters until you see the video.  But not the aftermath video, only the video of the act will suffice.  In 2000 years, we still haven't learned a single thing from Thomas the Apostle. 

Gawker/Deadspin sees no irony in this picture below.  Hypocrites.

Monday, September 8, 2014

First Haden Fined, Then Ray Rice Released, Now Penn State Sanctions Rescinded


I always expect Larry Scott to fuck USC over at a moments notice, so I fully expected some sort of fine for Pat Haden.  $25,000 = a big fat yawn from me.  TMZ released the video of Ray Rice knocking out his fiancĂ©e in the elevator this morning, quickly causing a nationwide outrage.  I don't understand what people expected to see on the video.  She was a complete rag doll in the original video we all saw.  To be perfectly honest, it looks like he open hand slapped her, but he drove her head down onto the handrail that really knocked her out.  Either way, like I said, I don't know what people expected to see.  Then the NCAA hilariously tried to sneak out the news directly after the Ray Rice news dropped that the Penn State Jerry Sandusky sanctions are evaporating.  This is what happens when you actually sue the NCAA and tell them to fuck off.  They back down because they have no legs to stand on.  Penn State is now immediately eligible for postseason play this year, and they get all of their scholarships back next year (otherwise known as sooner than USC).

NCAA Official Policy = Everyone gets a slap on the wrist (or a kid's ass), except FUCK USC

Mark Cuban's Slippery Slope Claims First Victim


Atlanta Hawk's majority owner Bruce Levenson is the first owner to be claimed by the slippery slope Mark Cuban alluded to after the Donald Sterling situation.  If all of the NBA owners are going to be forced to give up their teams for wanting their arena to be "less black," grab some popcorn.  This is gonna get good.  They are claiming Levenson self-reported, but he only self-reported after an investigation was launched into the Hawks after Danny Ferry read aloud a racist scouting report of Luol Deng on a conference call.  Ferry is quoted, "He's got some African in him. And I don't say that in a bad way."  I'll start the countdown on Ferry's numbered days with the Hawks, and I think a fair over/under would be opening night of the NBA season.  I'll round up to Halloween 2014 with my guarantee that Danny Ferry is history.

Everyone knows I especially appreciate it when scumbags attempt to take the high road after being caught red-handed, and Levenson's self-reporting is case in point.  Adam Silver is lucky Levenson wanted out of the organization, because the discovery process would surely portray David Stern & the NBA in an awful light regarding these exact topics.  Just ask for the emails from right before the new NBA dress code "Allen Iverson Rule" was enacted in 2005.

Nevermind... You can keep your team.

Levenson's email is clearly offensive (Read: no fathers & sons), but for the most part, he just seems like a desperate marketer.  That he wrote this essay on his iPad is the craziest part to me.

1. from day one i have been impressed with the friendliness and professionalism of the arena staff — food vendors, ushers, ticket takers, etc. in our early years when i would bring folks from dc they were blown away by the contrast between abe pollin’s arena and philips. some of this is attributable to southern hospital and manners but bob and his staff do a good job of training. To this day, I can not get the ushers to call me Bruce yet they insist on me calling them by their first names.

2. the non-premium area food is better than most arenas, though that is not saying much. i think there is room for improvement and creativity. Levy is our food vendor so we don’t have much control but they have been good partners. i have wished we had some inconic offering like boog’s barbeque at the baseball stadium in balt.

3. our new restaurant, red, just opened so too early for me to give you my thoughts.

4. Regarding game ops, i need to start with some background. for the first couple of years we owned the team, i didn’t much focus on game ops. then one day a light bulb went off. when digging into why our season ticket base is so small, i was told it is because we can’t get 35-55 white males and corporations to buy season tixs and they are the primary demo for season tickets around the league. when i pushed further, folks generally shrugged their shoulders. then i start looking around our arena during games and notice the following:

– it’s 70 pct black

– the cheerleaders are black

– the music is hip hop

– at the bars it’s 90 pct black

– there are few fathers and sons at the games

– we are doing after game concerts to attract more fans and the concerts are either hip hop or gospel.

Then i start looking around at other arenas. It is completely different. Even DC with its affluent black community never has more than 15 pct black audience.

Before we bought the hawks and for those couple years immediately after in an effort to make the arena look full (at the nba’s urging) thousands and thousands of tickets were being giving away, predominantly in the black community, adding to the overwhelming black audience.

My theory is that the black crowd scared away the whites and there are simply not enough affluent black fans to build a significant season ticket base. Please don't get me wrong. There was nothing threatening going on in the arena back then. i never felt uncomfortable, but i think southern whites simply were not comfortable being in an arena or at a bar where they were in the minority. On fan sites i would read comments about how dangerous it is around philips yet in our 9 years, i don’t know of a mugging or even a pick pocket incident. This was just racist garbage. When I hear some people saying the arena is in the wrong place I think it is code for there are too many blacks at the games.

I have been open with our executive team about these concerns. I have told them I want some white cheerleaders and while i don’t care what the color of the artist is, i want the music to be music familiar to a 40 year old white guy if that’s our season tixs demo. i have also balked when every fan picked out of crowd to shoot shots in some time out contest is black. I have even bitched that the kiss cam is too black.

Gradually things have changed. My unscientific guess is that our crowd is 40 pct black now, still four to five times all other teams. And my further guess is that 40 pct still feels like 70 pet to some whites at our games. Our bars are still overwhelmingly black.

This is obviously a sensitive topic, but sadly i think it is far and way the number one reason our season ticket base is so low.

And many of our black fans don’t have the spendable income which explains why our f&b and merchandise sales are so low. At all white thrasher games sales were nearly triple what they are at hawks games (the extra intermission explains some of that but not all).

Regardless of what time a game starts, we have the latest arriving crowd in the league. It often looks and sounds empty when the team takes the floor.

In the past two years, we have created a section of rowdy college students that has been a big plus. And we do a lot of very clever stuff during time outs to entertain the crowd. Our kiss cam is better done than any in the league.

We have all the same halftime acts that other arenas have but i question whether they make sense. people are on their cell phones during half time. i wonder if flashing on the scoreboard “$2 off on hot dogs during halftime tonight” just as the half ends would be a better use of our halftime dollars and make the fans happier.

We do all the usual giveaways and the fans are usually their loudest when our spirit crew takes the floor to give away t-shirts. It pisses me off that they will yell louder for a t-shirt then for our players.

Our player intro is flat. We manufacture a lot of noise but because of the late arriving crowd and the fact that a lot of blacks dont seem to go as crazy cheering (another one of my theories) as whites, it is not great. Even when we have just returned from winning four straight on the road, i am one of the few people in the arena standing and cheering when our team takes the floor. Bob has kicked around ideas like having the starters coming down aisles rather than off the bench during intros. Sounds cool but may highlight all the empty seats at the start of games.

Not enough of our fans wear hawks jerseys to games. i have just begun to push for ideas like discount food lines for folks wearing jerseys, special entrances, etc. I think we need a committed and perhaps incentivized fan club. We need to realize atl is simply different than every other city. Just adopting nba best practices is not enough. we have to create our own.

I am rambling and could probably go on forever. If you have any specific areas you would like my thoughts on, let me know.
Best,
Bruce
ps — I have cc’d todd and ed so they can chime in with additional or different thoughts.
Sent from my iPad

Sunday, September 7, 2014

USC Beats Stanford 13-10, Haden & Sark Take No Shit



It's uncanny how one-sided the officiating is when USC plays at Stanford.  If Pat Haden hadn't reprimanded the refs, who knows how the 2nd half would've ended?  The ejection of Hayes Pullard was one of the most absurd rulings I've seen against USC in years.  Sark had every right to lose his shit, and the unsportsmanlike penalty on him fired up our sideline as much as anything else.  I felt like I was watching Remember the Titans, with Haden doing his best Coach Yoast impression in order to get the officials to call it fair.



PS - The people calling for Haden to be thrown off the playoff selection committee are retarded.  He already recused himself from voting on USC, as have the rest of the ADs for their schools.

Friday, September 5, 2014

Ron Washington Resigns To Go To Rehab, Someone Owes Me A Dollar


Back in 2010, Ron Washington got in trouble for cocaine as the manager of the Texas Rangers.  I remember thinking what an easy Halloween costume it would be that year if only I were black, but my roommate and I got extra special enjoyment out of his quotes after the incident. If you believe some of this absolute bullshit in the ESPN puff piece, Washington claims it was the first and only time he had done cocaine.  He also claims that he turned himself in without even as much as a drug test being administered.  I wasn't born yesterday, but a manager whose been around "greenies" for years doesn't dabble in cocaine for the first time at age 57.  As laughable as it gets.  He resigned today, citing an "off-the-field personal matter."  I knew that the booger sugar would catch up to him at some point, so it makes sense that he's finally admitting a problem at 62 years of age.  The irony of Washington bumping rails in one room of the clubhouse as the rest of the team douses each other in ginger ale for Josh Hamilton's sake is almost too much for me.  Let's hope Ron gets the help he needs.

100K Pageviews & TGIF Roundup


Snoop Dogg donated these awesome new all black uniforms to his alma mater, the Long Beach Poly Jackrabbits.  Ironically, his son is attending powerhouse Bishop Gorman in Las Vegas, but he's got enough cash to go around.  The internet says Snoop is worth $120 million, so I'm guessing it's somewhere around $100 mil after all of the chronic has been accounted for.

Zack Greinke has always rubbed me the wrong way, so I shouldn't have been surprised by these narcissistic quotes from him. "There were guys I played with that were so stupid that they're really good, because their mind never gets in the way."  Gotta love that line.  Don't hurt yourself patting yourself on the back, Zack.  You're clearly just too smart for your own good.  Greg Maddux never had a problem with being smarter than the batter he was facing.  In other news, this Onion article headline hits the nail right on the head.


I put $20 on Gael Monfils to upset Federer last night, only to reverse jinx my own bet on double match point for Monfils by saying "Federer can't last 5 sets."  No one to blame but myself, but that Monfils backhand was in the air forever.  He never had a chance after that.  FML.  I saw that Tim Tebow has been drafted onto more fantasy football teams than Chad Henne, the Jaguars starter.  This defensive lineman for Eastern Michigan is my favorite person on the All Name Team this year.


Here are a couple of tweets that made me laugh this week.  I couldn't think of a better place to be associated with A-Rod, and I've literally never heard of Lamar University.  Kenny Hill better not play the 2nd half.



And some videos to take you into the weekend.  Ike Taylor reading "... lol jk" made me laugh the hardest.  Tony Reali's goodbye to PTI is just fun to get a look behind the curtain at ESPN.