"I didn't steal my son's signing bonus... I didn't rob my mother."
Those are two trump cards you don't normally play back to back. Philadelphia, the city known for brotherly love and irrational fandom, was chosen as a wise spot for a dual roast of people who absolutely despise each other. What could go wrong? Mitch Williams' drunken slur is hilariously strong, like an actor who's laying it on a little too thick. You would think Lenny Dykstra is drunk or on drugs as well, but he can't while he's on parole. He just naturally sounds like he's had two strokes.
PS - Please notice the quintessential Eagles fan who drunkenly rushes the stage and tells them to take it outside at 2:25. People seem so much drunker in Philly.
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