Monday, December 1, 2014

Soccer Sucks & Here's Recent Proof



Don't tase me bro Brazilian soccer prospect Adryan made an ass out of himself after this ridiculous flop/seizure over the weekend.  Someone needs to give this loser a few acting classes and get him to tone it the fuck down.  Fox Sports Live came on after the Kobe's triple-double, so I accidentally saw the LA Galaxy celebrating a loss.  That ass backwardsness immediately pulled me in for a closer look, and I wasn't disappointed.


Talk about the lamest playoff system ever conceived.  I don't understand why the MLS tried to reinvent the wheel.  MLS made the rules for advancement all about goals and not wins (or logic).   Considering that hockey is the closest comparison, can you imagine if teams advanced in the NHL playoffs based on how many goals they scored in total over the series, with goals on the road as the final tiebreaker?  Would it really be that hard to hard for a Galaxy vs. Sounders rubber match?  You might even be able to get a few people to watch if it isn't up against Sunday Night Football.  If the concern is about home-field advantage, then simply play the 3rd game at a neutral field.  I don't have the energy to explain more of the retarded formats the MLS has needlessly created, so follow this link for SB Nation's Beginner's Guide.

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