Nick Young Should NOT Quit His Day Job

This is the second worst first pitch I've ever seen.  John Wall's will be nearly impossible to beat in my mind, but this is very close to as bad.  I would be too embarrassed to walk to the dugout if I did something like this.  I would walk out the bullpen gate in left straight out to the parking lot ashamed.  But then again, I would throw a low and away fastball that catches the corner.  And this video cracked me up years ago, so the music remix was the perfect touch.