I realize all of these Josh Shaw stories have to be taken with a grain of salt, especially if someone is a Jim Rome "Clone" and is already operating under the @NephewOJoshShaw twitter handle. Either way, I believe this story is the most plausible one we've heard up until this point. This story claims that Shaw was hooking up with his girlfriend's roommate when his girlfriend came back to the apartment. The jumping out of the window makes perfect in this scenario. Shaw fucked up by giving USC the same line of bullshit he fed his girlfriend (and LAPD) to keep her off his trail. It also makes sense that it would be filed as a burglary if said nosy neighbor called the cops due to suspicious activity. Shaw was just hoping USC was still operating under the "no injury updates" mantra Lane Kiffin handled so well with the media. Instead the USC Athletic Department ran a heart-warming story about its newly-minted captain. The rest is history / internet fodder.
In other news that doesn't depress me, Russell Wilson took some heat from Internet trolls about his supposed erection in this Sports Illustrated cover. What these people are clearly forgetting is that Super Bowl victories add 1 extra whole inch to your penis. It's science. Ask Terry Bradshaw. Also, Kaepernick is the only QB out of the 8 used for the regional covers to go shirtless. If you can't win the big game, you have to do something to stand out.
I retweeted this last week, but it clearly hasn't gotten enough love. About as good as it gets.
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