2oolander, Otherwise Known As Zoolander 2 Trailer (Including Bieber)

Considering how bad sequels have been recently, this trailer got me really farty and bloaty.

This Is Terrifying

And my Dad doesn't understand why I want to go shark diving...

Emirates Invents Jetpacks That Fly With Planes

We've come a long way since Sean Connery pretended to use a jetpack during Thunderball, but I really didn't think we had come this far.  I'm still trying to get my head wrapped around wingsuits, and these guys are basically strapping human-sized airplanes to their backs.  I don't even know what I would do there, other than make an ass out of myself culturally, but I want a trip to Dubai more than any other non-golf destination.

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