Thursday, August 22, 2013

Morning Melons with Ann-Kathrin Vida

Public boners are awkward, but this chick seems to just be eating it up.  Mario Gotze is a young star that was recently picked by Bayern Munich, so Miss Vida will do basically anything to keep this lottery ticket.  Laugh at his shitty jokes, go to his stupid scoreless games, and even tell him he looks good in these briefs.  Figure it out dude.  Probably a two pump & dump chump in the sack.

The better question is what type of shorts would you wear if you had bulge like this soccer bro?  Granted they're Euro, but I think I would wear something more understated.  Like Jon Hamm wears pants, but he free-balls so the paparazzi can still catch a glimpse of his absolute hammer.  That's just classy.


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