GIFs of the Day

 
This Pete Carroll GIF cracked me up.  And I just want to hang out with Tom Hanks.  He's the best at everything, even mime-calling for a goal review.

Deja Vu - USC Rehires Coach

 
USC just announced the hiring of Lane Kiffin, I mean Steve Sarkisian.  From the looks of things, it appears USC could not convince Chris Peterson or Kevin Sumlin to take the job.  I really didn't have a lot of names to offer beyond those two, so I don't really know what I expected.  The Pete Carroll Era is determined to go on forever.  And let me be the first to break the news to the delusional masses in the Trojan Family - Ed Orgeron is gone.

Pros: Carroll thought the job should go to Sark all along, and I think we all still trust Pete's insight.  He knows the school, the conference, what the job entails, and he has recruited fairly well.  He is bringing his DC Justin Wilcox, and he has had a lot of success in a short period of time.

Cons: He is literally Lane Kiffin Redux.  He called plays at UW this season, something USC fans have grown to hate more than Cal. (Who cares about Cal anymore?)  He is going to bring with him some baggage.  His head of recruiting, Tosh Lupoi, is as dirty as anyone in college football.  And people love to tell/hate on USC, so get ready for some recruiting violations.  Our Defense was the heart & soul of the team this year, but Pendergast is now out.  I would say "out on his ass," but Lane's short leash got these guys two year guaranteed contracts.  Thus USC will essentially be paying two coaching staffs - ours and wherever Ed O lands.

This hire makes it look as if USC is not one of the top 5 head coaching jobs in college football.  That is what hurts the most.  USC's overall prestige took a hit today.

Knowshon Moreno's Tears Freak Me Out

But the first down Army crawl is pretty awesome.

Iron Bowl Reactions Supercut

Thanksgiving Boredom Cure - Best of Reddit

Click Here to be taken to the greatest time waster I've found in weeks.  It also has a link at the top for the top 500 reddit posts of all time.  As you are staggering through your Turkey Day hangover after tonight's high school reunion and need something to do before mom asks you to help, here is that something.

OJ Simpson Rumors About Khloe Kardashian

I know that I've covered this topic before, but OJ's former manager, Norman Pardo, told In Touch this week that it's possible Khloe is OJ's daughter.  Odds are that Pardo is penniless and this interview simply paid the rent for one more month on his Santa Monica condo, but I still appreciate someone calling a spade a spade.  You tell me which one doesn't belong.

  

Here is Sydney Simpson vs. Khloe Simpson-Kardashian.

I guessing whoring for black guys is genetic after all.

Ron Burgundy to Host SportsCenter on Dec. 5th

Let's just hope it goes better than last time.