Friday, September 5, 2014

Seahawks Rout Packers 36-16



This commercial was the only redeeming feature of the Packers night.  The freight train otherwise known as the Seattle Seahawks left the station and ran roughshod all over the Green Bay Packers basically from the opening kickoff.  Seattle won all phases of the game, including the postgame interviews of course.  Jarrett Boykin, who wasn't even targeted once during last night's game, had this to say about Richard Sherman -


He's beatable?  How the fuck would you know Jarrett?  Aaron Rodgers didn't even feign interest in your side of the field.  Calling Boykin a decoy would be an egregious understatement.  Russell Wilson looked like he had even greater command of the offense, with that Auburn-esque fake zone read pass to Ricardo Lockette for a TD.  Here's a fun stat -


I knew when I laid the 6 points last night that it was going to be an easy win, but I didn't expect such a thorough dismantling of a supposed playoff team.  Sure they miss BJ Raji, but that team won't make it out of the divisional round with that defense.  I saw the commentators talking up Eddie Lacy pregame with his Incredible Hulk undershirt.  I doubt The Hulk would get as concussed after lowering his own head into a charging Kam Chancellor as Eddie Lacy did, but I really wouldn't put that past Kam either.  Go get your head "Discount Double-Checked" before you lower it again versus the Legion of Boom.

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