Moron Mayweather

ESPN - "This is a man who wears his boxer shorts once before throwing them out. This is a man who wears his sneakers once before leaving them in hotel rooms for housekeepers who might have a relative in need of a size 7½, who keeps his head shaved yet travels on a private jet with his personal barber, who has two sets of nearly identical ultraluxury cars color-coded by mansion to help him remember — white in Las Vegas, black in Miami — where he is." 

Floyd Mayweather is the #1 person I most want to see bankrupt.  HBO & Showtime continue to lavish eight digit checks on him for fights that no one wants to see.  He only posts his winning betting tickets.  He has size 7½ shoes, he nicknamed himself, he has a barber 24/7 to shave his head, etc.  But this boxer shorts things is too much.  I've heard of smug assholes only wearing their socks once, but that makes sense.  Socks are always the best during the first wear.  Boxers could not be more opposite.  I'm not comfortable in underwear until the skidmark stain region really starts to thin out and wear away.  Only once the grundle area cotton is sufficiently softened are your boxer shorts ready to sleep in.  Mayweather should be paying someone to wear them in, like this OG.