The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge has clearly run its course, but now we have to wade through all of the people that feel left out or have no friends. Instagram & Facebook have been a joke. I almost want to design one of those Unbaby.me Apps, but instead of removing baby pictures, it rids your timeline of the coming flood of charity "awareness" challenges. Planned Parenthood knows a money grab when it sees one, so unless guys are challenged to check women for lumps, I will be abstaining from Susan G. Komen's bastardization of the month of October.
In other news, Rick Perry was indicted last week on hilariously bogus abuse of power charges. The indictment came about because this drunk cunt of DA, Rosemary Lehmberg, refused to resign even after this video of her .23 BAC DUI booking. She beat my .19 BAC, so there is a minimum level of respect here. Her refusal is comical in light of the video evidence, so Rick Perry exercised his clearly delineated veto power blocking funding to her department in order to force her resignation. This is grammar school Politics 101. The fact that some insanely-biased grand jury granted this indictment is shocking in itself. Either way, this whole charade down in Texas gave way to the smuggest, boojee-est, most shit-eating grin mugshot I've ever seen. And this juxtaposition of these Republican vs. Democrat mugshots is just too perfect for me to describe with words.
And Blake Bortles' fiancee Lindsey Duke still looks OK in a bikini.
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