People that have been with BCS from the beginning know that Jose Canseco is one of my all-time favorite trainwrecks. He's such a fucking moron, it's truly amazing just waiting for his next idiotic mishap. When he isn't getting sued for defamation from just about every major leaguer from the late 80's and 90's, he's getting pulled over with fainting goats in diapers shitting all over his backseat. But even that can't hold a candle to this imbecile's most recent exploit. While cleaning one of his 4 guns in the kitchen of his Vegas home last night, he shot off his left middle finger. Gun safety is pretty easy as long as you have enough brain power to fog a mirror, but Can'tseco is even too retarded to check the chamber after releasing the clip. I doubt he's going to be trying out for many more minor league teams without his most important finger for the haters.
In other news, the Texas A&M helmets made to look like leatherheads are really sweet.
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