There will NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER be a female pitcher in Major League Baseball. Never. Likewise, AT&T U-Verse will absolutely not exist by the time we land a human on Mars. Cord-cutting is already rampant, and Netflix is taking over the world. The idea that AT&T U-Verse will be in existence by the time we land on Mars is legitimately laughable. Here are some alternatives that actually fall within the realm of possibility:
Where will you be when Bill Clinton becomes the First Lady?
Where will you be when Erin Andrews finally gets married?
Where will you be when Jaguars play their first game in London?
Where will you be when Fast & Furious 12 goes straight to Pay-per-view?
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