Monday Morning Dump

I don't really understand how this reactive paint works.

The Hold My Dick celebration officially making it into Madden 16 is reason enough to buy it.

I haven't LOL'd at a headline like this in a long time.  These Sharia Law swimsuits are really "making a splash."  GTFOH Wall Street Journal.  Come to Hermosa Beach.  There literally are more thongs than partially covered butt cheeks.

 

I thought this was real until I saw the boom mic.