This story is a few days old, but it's been irking me nonetheless. ESPN recruiting analyst Gerry Hamilton accidentally tweeted out a link to a Pornhub video. Here is the very NSFW link if you're interested in comparing tastes. My initial reaction was something along the lines of, "eh, shit happens," but the more I thought about it, I need to know how it happened. What kind of psychopath copies URL addresses of pornos? And for what reason? Can he not bookmark them? Does he have some secret Word document stashed with a list of his personal favorite links? Was he sending this link to a friend? I don't think I've ever copied a porn link to my clipboard for any reason other than Erin Andrews' peephole video. After cogitating on this multifaceted question for hours, I've decided that Gerry Hamilton is a porn hoarder. No other explanation is plausible. Now I kinda want to see the rest of his keepers.
In other news, a judge in Dusseldorf, Germany is fighting the good fight for men everywhere and their right to pee standing up. Although the only real takeaway from this article (other than that picture) is that Germans have much better insults. A wimp is a "sitzpinkler" in Germany, meaning a man who sits to pee.
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