Supporting both the Yankees and the Patriots is like rooting for USC football and UCLA basketball. These stickers are essentially a timeline of bandwagon fandom - the 1990s owned by the Yankees, the 2000s owned by the Patriots, and the 2010s owned by Alabama. But the shocker sticker threw me for a loop and now makes me think this has to be a 15 year-old with a learner's permit. It makes sense that this colossal douche's Dad wants to kill two birds with one stone by getting his fair-weather, pussy son out of the house in that fucking eyesore of a Hummer H3 that he still regrets buying in 2007.
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