Kobe's House Is For Sale

Here is the listing.  $8.599mil seems a little steep to me for a FOUR bedroom house, but in all seriousness, this realtor should be shot.  Dipshit posted 10 pics of the house, just not of the only interesting piece of the whole mansion - the shark tank.  How the hell do you leave that out?  You leadoff the pictures of the house with Kobe standing next to his shark tank.  It's that simple.  Sold.

PS - This house isn't selling for a penny over $7.5mil unless some jocksniffer just HAS to have Kobe's place.  There isn't even a hoop, which seems sacrilegious.