Just hear me out. Randomly I decided to look up Cuban's ridiculous fraternity pictures from the 70's at the University of Indiana. Both center photos of these collages are Mark Cuban. Remember, Pablo Escobar literally had BILLIONS of dollars on hand for any plastic surgeon worth his salt. A little lipo, a tiny facelift, and voila. A student ID card was probably the easiest to come by.
Also, how exactly did Cuban make his money? My sources say he made the bulk of his cash from Broadcast.com. WTF is Broadcast.com you may ask. No one knows. Somehow with only $13.5mil in quarterly revenue (not earnings), Yahoo! paid almost 6 BILLION dollars for the startup. That sounds like the biggest money laundering scheme of all time if you asked me.
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