Who is the next Paulina Gretzky?

This weekend brought about the end of my Paulina phase, and it got me to thinking, "Who will be the next famous Insta-whore?"

Odds are that Hannah Selleck tries to piggyback off her legacy, but she has a very large bra to fill. Hopefully Blake Lively, Katie Cassidy & Candice Swanepoel feel the insatiable need to pick up the slack. Rihanna and Chrissy Teigen aren't getting it done. If only Kate Upton liked to get weird...

I can't tell you how much I love that huge cans are now a prereq again for these pseudo-celebs. Anybody can have a nice ass, but a great rack makes flaws simply disappear. We are forever indebted to Paulina for bringing the fake jugs game back to a new level of shamelessness we haven't seen since Pamela. Gone are the days of Paris Hilton's tortilla tits, and let's hope they/she never return.